i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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