After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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