Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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