im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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