Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It's just like the Real World with babies
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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