I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
be right there i have to get my cape
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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