ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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