Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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