Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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