So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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