Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Say something about gay babies.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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