i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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