I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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