I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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