Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Randomize