sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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