I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
third nipple confirmed
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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