doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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