i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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