i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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