just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
People in love make me want to vomit
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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