Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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