my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
try to milk me bitch
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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