how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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