Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize