Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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