May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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