so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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