I wish i was in the wii world.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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