$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
