Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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