I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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