He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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