i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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