Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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