Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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