people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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