eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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