it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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