i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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