Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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