he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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