I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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