So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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