U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Your cock deserves a montage
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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