What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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