But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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