Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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