I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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