What a fucking waste of an outfit
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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