so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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