I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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