He is such a slut. More and more my type.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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