Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He passed out mid-signature
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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