Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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